zangoonse:

i love the phrase “cruel and unusual.” not only is what you’re doing mean but it’s also quite frankly fucking bizarre

hannsolore:

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

kosmogrl:

me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

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fabledquill:

spineless-lobster:

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

pronouns: hee/hee

cemeterything:

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i’ve ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

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she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.